Office by Alex Penny
This is pretty much whatever i want it to be, could be funny things i think or stupid things my friends say...or some wonderful photos of things i love. Enjoy! (:
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HOLY SHIT I COULD HAVE DIED
should have taken the tag seriouslly.
GOD look at all that fuck
Now THIS is porn.
i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
(Source: mattbellamysfolds, via eelectricfeel)
you stupid beautiful idiot
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(Source: thepetcollective)
here are some nice things to do to waste time on the internet if you want to be distracted for some reason
(via alfredodistefano)
Student living got you down?
Check out these 18 amazing snacks that you can make in a cup in the microwave! Cheap and easy these are the perfect snacks!
YAY my student union is posting student snacks!
That last one looks amazing.
Oh God I needed this!
tag your porn, MY GOD
(via 221bravo)
while my prof was setting up for his lecture…
gold
excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time
(Source: fuckyeahviralpics, via biologicalresearch)
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
If you don’t know this story or don’t think it’s funny, we can’t be friends
(via sexmeupscotty)
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via gonzalohiguains)
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
(via martybrodeur)
